PERFECT CHICKEN FIGHT

“BWAKAK!”

Poopy Diaper Carson

Potty training is going sub par

PERFECT CHICKEN

This is the inevitable outcome of the Dragon Ball x Jimmy Neutron crossover, where in one timeline Cell fuses with the King Yolkian egg alien thing from that show, and they eventually form the perfect being PERFECT CHICKEN. He’s defeated when Carl does the fusion dance with Gohan.

If we’re in a dystopia anyway, why aren’t we capitalizing off it?

GUMMY SUMMONS

Gomu Gomu no…Gummy Summons! It only costs one childhood to use him in battle, but it’s honestly worth it, he does bonus damage to hair creatures.

Pterry pthe Phlightless Pterodactyl

Ironically, he was bred to win a Darwin Award.

KEVIN BUTTON

The body and head age in opposite directions, so someday he’ll have a baby head on an old man’s body. Kevin is the cousin of Benjamin Button, but was passed over for a film deal due to being less cinematic than Brad Pitt. He vows vengeance to this day, waiting for his body to be big enough to do something about it.

Dr. T-R/x!

Dr. T-Rx is a John Hopkins graduate who is caught between the tragic worlds of upholding the hypocritic oath, and also being a T-Rex. His malpractice premiums are VERY high.

BROLY POWER IS MAXIMUM-ER!

“I’d like to start my two part apology by saying you’re a wonderful human being, and that the skin you’re wearing around your waist is most becoming and doesn’t smell like putrid road kill-“

Help! I’ve Fallen Order and I can’t get up!

“Toota mishka Jabba du Hutt?”