WOCKET REAL ESTATE III

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THE HONORABLE LORD PIMPERTON

He’s part of a special breed of Yorkie that eats the bugs off of Gummy Bears in a symbiotic relationship. It comes with the added side effect of secondhand immortality from when Dingo eats childhoods.

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Gomu Gomu no…Gummy Summons

POOPY DIAPER CARSON VS. DINGO THE GUMMY BEAR

“Well, maybe you should’ve pooped in the potty, and you wouldn’t have these problems.” -Christopher while potty training Carson

Rethinkin’ that Everstone

Lance is relentless

ANEMIA ARMOR

“And this is the armor I made for my daughter.”
“It’s basically a pair of pasties and suspenders.”
“Powered by your blood.”
“Oh, I see immediate design flaws.”
“But if you relax and are comfortable with the attention you’re drawing towards your half naked body, it’ll drink less of your blood.”
“Either that’s a good metaphor for how the male gaze is perpetuated through generations of the media pushing sex as a commodity, or you’re just a weirdo.”
“Yeah.”
“The second one?”
“Yeah.”

Protesting a protest

‘Murica